A fan has hilariously created a Twitter thread suggesting the 'everyday jobs' that each Premier League club captain would have if they weren't playing football.
Twitter user Adam produced the thread and spared no expense with giving each captain a job and a witty comment about their life.
According to the thread, Burnley skipper Ben Mee would be a "nonsense policeman" and has served the "area of Burnley for 20 years."
Other hilarious selections include Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson, who would be a "primary school maths teacher" and runs a "food-reviewing YouTube channel with his mate James."
Another standout occupation has Tottenham shot-stopper Hugo Lloris as an "abstract artist outside Oxford Circus station."
The Twitter user added: "Will do a cartoon portrait for a fiver."
While the thread includes Hector Bellerin for Arsenal, the Twitter user apologised for the "stupid mistake" of featuring him as a club captain.
Without further ado, posted below are the 20 Premier League club captains and the everyday jobs they would have.
Premier League captains if they had an everyday job, a thread:
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Arsenal - Héctor Bellerin
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Works in a Salon in the posh side of London, most of his friends are girls. Very passionate about Animal Rights, likes to think he is ‘plant based’. pic.twitter.com/CIi608QuYI
Aston Villa - James Chester
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Boiler service repairman for British Gas, 5 star reliability rating on Checkatrade. pic.twitter.com/5sRDeHuWa3
Bournemouth - Simon Francis
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Pulls pints at the local clubhouse for the cricket team. Completed 1 tour of Iraq. pic.twitter.com/tgwogQ9Y6X
Brighton - Lewis Dunk
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Self employed roofer. Spends most his time in Selco, his slogan is ‘No job too small’ pic.twitter.com/bZ6kOjhuRh
Burnley - Ben Mee
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
No nonsense policeman, serving the area of Burnley for 20 years, firm believer in 2 genders. pic.twitter.com/dmqZZUT3tZ
Chelsea - Cesar Azpilicueta
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Waiter at an expensive Spanish restaurant, collects pots and clay fountains for the ‘aesthetic’. pic.twitter.com/SFSIKu49aV
Crystal Palace - Luka Milivojevic
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Office job, smooth talker, fast walker. 100% penalty conversion rate for his local team. pic.twitter.com/lvjm6O9ZhI
Everton - Seamus Coleman
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Stay at home Dad, kids go out a lot because they don’t like spending time with him. Prone to a Rich Tea. pic.twitter.com/RyE1JuR8ko
Leicester City - Kasper Schmeical
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Model for Boohoo Man, always seen during Love Island ad breaks flexing a floral shirt. pic.twitter.com/gRXbzSlNEp
Liverpool - Jordan Henderson
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Primary school maths teacher, runs a food reviewing YouTube channel with his mate James. pic.twitter.com/eNf0yq9z0t
Manchester City - David Silva
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Can be hired for after dinner speeches (English or Spanish), spokesperson for hair loss removal cream in his spare time. pic.twitter.com/CGQL6Zvsdk
Manchester United - Harry Maguire
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Takes the Punch and Judy show around the country, failed his GCSE retakes. pic.twitter.com/CqIQHMabNl
Newcastle - Jamaal Lascelles
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
French poet by day, bouncer at Pryzm Newcastle by night. pic.twitter.com/x1sT7KW9ik
Norwich - Grant Hanley
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
AA driver, normally operates around the M25. Advocate for Scottish independence. pic.twitter.com/IUpXFwGc8R
Sheffield United - Billy Sharp
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Pool cleaner at SeaLife, spends half his wage packet following his local up and down the country. Will happily arrange scraps on Instagram. pic.twitter.com/cirD0dXEn0
Southampton- Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Funeral director at Hojbjerg & Co, drives a run-down Volvo, frequently donates to charity shops. pic.twitter.com/UgnGYfnJOJ
Tottenham - Hugo Lloris
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Abstract artist outside Oxford Circus station. Will do a cartoon portrait for a fiver. pic.twitter.com/hlUsDhRFJ7
Watford - Troy Deeney
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Youth Offenders worker, lost £200 on the Bolivian second division, head of the local Alcohol Anonymous group. pic.twitter.com/XwFEo5JFnE
West Ham - Mark Noble
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
Postman. Everyone knows him, helps old ladies across the road but has a slight addiction to Sudoko. pic.twitter.com/w5lOK4cE1i
Wolves - Conor Coady
— adam✍🏽 (@TheWhiteVieira) February 8, 2020
CBBC Presenter, spends time with Hacker T Dog but is afraid of puppets. pic.twitter.com/nmfPZP5FfE
source https://www.sportbible.com/football/football-news-funny-fans-thread-reveals-everyday-jobs-each-captain-would-have-20200611
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